I am an undercover elf trained to take cookies to Santa. Don’t try and stop me.
Where the heck is everybody? Where’s my vet? I could be snoozing right now people.
I hope Santa puts you on the naughty list for doing this to me
My Mom’s been so busy lately.
Grandpa bought me my own Halloween card. I want to be a storm trooper someday.
Hey Mom, I can’t let you in unless you give me a treat. It is what it is.
Ha the heat vent is all mine! (My mom found this old photo of me, a re-post)
It’s a little chilly in here Mom. Don’t you know it’s Fall? Some heat would be nice.
I’m watching some dudes on You Tube humiliate themselves for treats. Like I’d ever do that.