“I say the popcorn, let’s have the popcorn for breakfast!”
( I surprised my mom and climbed right up on her legs as she was searching for something yummy in the cabinet. She almost fell over. Ha! )
Mom, look me in the eyes. Mom seriously, I am worried about you. I know you have collecting my poop when we go on walks. It’s a little creepy.
I can’t believe you are grabbing that purse, and NO LEASH! I’m not talking to you when you get back.